WHYYYYY that’s just creepy

I don’t know it’s so weird! And he’s not even old. No excuses.

My boss puts noses in his smiley faces. Extremely off putting. 

“hello and welcome to Only Connect.
A quiz so hard it drives Stephen Fry screaming into the arms of the Daily Star crossword.”

I’m in love.



I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 


swedish idioms painfully literally translated into english


- now you’ve shat in the blue cupboard

- the taste is like the butt

- there’s no cow on the ice

- i sense owls in the marsh

- to walk like a cat around hot porridge

- don’t paint the devil on the wall

- to be out biking

- cake on cake

I’m going to start using “I sense owls in the marsh”.

guyplayfair: If you could hug any Doctor Who writer, which one would you hug? I think personally I would go for Robert Shearman, he looks cuddly and that beard would probably feel nice rubbing on your head. Russell T Davies also looks quite huggable but his propensity towards suits and lack of facial hair might not make it as pleasurable as Mr Shearman.


I would like to hug all the women who have written for Doctor Who since 2008. All of them! I would start with…

What, nobody?  That can’t be right…. (goes off, puzzled).